Scene.
Your a hot chick. Your not a slut but your also no virgin. You decide to go out with you girlfriends and party with some guys just to keep yourselves busy on a Saturday night. You get a little tipsy. And this really cute guy (with a not so good rep.) starts flirting with you. The two of you end up making out in his bedroom. Its hot and steamy. Your wet. You nibble on his ear and whisper, "I heard things about you; your bad." He replies "Actually, I'm not. I never do this." You continue to mess around. Boy never talks to you again.
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Why do boys lie. Why am I even asking such a retarded question! TO FUCK US. Boys love to stick their penises in our vaginas. I said stick and not leave. I have a friend, lets call her Ashley. An amazing fucker. Guys compliment her on her skills and girls ask her for advice and demonstrations on how to improve. Now Ashley loves sex. I even believed that she she was the reining champ of Biggest Freak USA. However, like any other girl, boys have decided to beat and delete. I don't get it? She is that chick. She is down for being a fuck buddy. So why did Ashley just tell me that in the 3 years of her not being a virgin she has fucked 23 people. And out of those 23 people, 4 of them were not 1 night stands! TERRIBLE! Boys, you suck. I know what most of you may be thinking! "She doesn't have any skills to keep me cuming" Then why tell her that she is so amazing, and not keep it real. That means that 19 boys lied and praised her on skills she may or may not have. But I cannot blame these 19 assholes as well as the asshole reading this (because face it, your all the same). We girls suck too!
Why do girls lie to themselves. I've been in certain situations where I convince myself that a guy is not a dog, when I am 100% positive he is a dog. Why do I lie to myself? There is a list of reasons. To justify fucking him or to pretend that I was naive and he was all to blame; to name two. How about we start being honest. If tonight is just about sex, tell the girl "Hey, this is only sex." She might be up for it and keep riding; no pun intended. Do not tell her "I think we are really vibing" That's corny and thats a lie. And if a girl is not that great at sex don't lie to her and say she is great either! She is probably going around telling all her friends how to improperly ride your dick. How about you sit her down and watch porn. Its kinky and educational!
PLRG
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