Rihanna

We are the last people who anyone should ever call haters, and this next post is not us hating. PLRG hates Rihanna. We just don't get what the big deal is about her! Do not get us wrong, she is beautiful, she has amazing style, and she is a... decent singer. But still there is nothing that makes us think she will ever be remembered 20 years from now like icons such as Michael Jackson or Whitney Houston. Now Rihanna has never stated that she is an icon but why do we have to hear about this bitch every fucking day! Chris Brown beat the shit out of her, we get it! But women in Africa are genitally mutilated everyday and TMZ will never post their pictures and give a helping hand to them. Yes Rihanna "claims" she told her story to encourage women experiencing domestic violence to get out, but that bitch is a LIAR. Has this 5-head started any charities for women in abusive relationships? Has she visited any women shelters in the Middle East where women are protected from arranged marriages and abuse. NO! This bitch is too busy getting haircuts and tattoos! She has a tattoo of a gun; personally we think that nigga should have shot her! Ok, we're just kidding. But she is so frustrating. And Drake, whom we love wrote about her in his song 'Fireworks'. And in interviews he said she gave him butterflies and she is amazing. Drake, Drake, Drake! Nigga shut up! We've watched Degrassi, you can act. We know your trying to get people to purchase your album after it was already leaked for everyones favorite price; FREE! Ok we are done telling you why we hate Rihanna. Is there a celeb you just can't stand? Write something and let us post it!

To Expose, or Not to Expose

I have a new obsession. She is the celebrity groupie Kat Stacks. I don't know why I choose to admire someone who portrays everything women try not to become. But I do love how she exposes every male celebrity she has had sex with. That's something I would love to do here on my blog, but its not my character; even under my pen name. So in this post I'll expose things I've heard from friends, or friends of friends.

Lets call this: Kiss and Tell

*White Boy- Uncircumcised whore. Fucked all of the black girls at his school and probably your school. Will try to fuck you raw. Not a bad fucker; will break your heart.

*Lakers Fan- we know your fat, but we are having sex! take off your shirt! If your ashamed, then lose some damn weight.

*Loser with loser friends- Huge dick. Had us burning the next day though? Not an std, just tore us!

*Clinic boy- We think we took your virginity! Do boys tell girls they are virgins now a days?

*Little Drummer Boy- We heard you love eating pussy. Despite being the anti-pussy eating king.

*Baby Momma Drama- Don't leave us at your moms house, with no ride... In the boonies... ALONE after fucking our brains out. At least offer some money for a cab.

*Logan Boy- You fucked our car. You didn't fuck us, but you fucked her. That wasn't sex I was smelling, it was ass; literally. Take a shower.

*Before Christ- Your girl didn't break up with you because of us. She broke up with you because your an asshole.

*Urban Outfitters- We think your cute, but you have no game, and are a terrible kisser. And your corny.

*Panda- Shave your pubic hairs. Had to use a tooth pick.

Women Lie, Men Lie

Scene.

Your a hot chick. Your not a slut but your also no virgin. You decide to go out with you girlfriends and party with some guys just to keep yourselves busy on a Saturday night. You get a little tipsy. And this really cute guy (with a not so good rep.) starts flirting with you. The two of you end up making out in his bedroom. Its hot and steamy. Your wet. You nibble on his ear and whisper, "I heard things about you; your bad." He replies "Actually, I'm not. I never do this." You continue to mess around. Boy never talks to you again.

End Scene.

Why do boys lie. Why am I even asking such a retarded question! TO FUCK US. Boys love to stick their penises in our vaginas. I said stick and not leave. I have a friend, lets call her Ashley. An amazing fucker. Guys compliment her on her skills and girls ask her for advice and demonstrations on how to improve. Now Ashley loves sex. I even believed that she she was the reining champ of Biggest Freak USA. However, like any other girl, boys have decided to beat and delete. I don't get it? She is that chick. She is down for being a fuck buddy. So why did Ashley just tell me that in the 3 years of her not being a virgin she has fucked 23 people. And out of those 23 people, 4 of them were not 1 night stands! TERRIBLE! Boys, you suck. I know what most of you may be thinking! "She doesn't have any skills to keep me cuming" Then why tell her that she is so amazing, and not keep it real. That means that 19 boys lied and praised her on skills she may or may not have. But I cannot blame these 19 assholes as well as the asshole reading this (because face it, your all the same). We girls suck too!

Why do girls lie to themselves. I've been in certain situations where I convince myself that a guy is not a dog, when I am 100% positive he is a dog. Why do I lie to myself? There is a list of reasons. To justify fucking him or to pretend that I was naive and he was all to blame; to name two. How about we start being honest. If tonight is just about sex, tell the girl "Hey, this is only sex." She might be up for it and keep riding; no pun intended. Do not tell her "I think we are really vibing" That's corny and thats a lie. And if a girl is not that great at sex don't lie to her and say she is great either! She is probably going around telling all her friends how to improperly ride your dick. How about you sit her down and watch porn. Its kinky and educational!

PLRG

we are all LIARS

I am a bitch. I am not only a bitch but I'm probably the queen bitch. I am pretty sure being a bitch, cunt, asshole, etc. is hereditary. I inherited my bitchiness from my father; he is a bitch too. My father cheated on my mother when I was 4 years old. He bribed me with packs of Bubalicious bubble gum while he fucked his mistress in her apartment. It was great- the gum that is. I remember telling my mother about daddy's friend. I was a smart little bitch back in those days, I knew exactly what that asshole was doing. My mother confronted him and daddy called me a liar. He actually called me "Liar-Liar" for about a week whenever he saw me. My mom believed him, and after a while I believed him too. I was 4 years old, a bitch, and now a liar. We are all liars. My name is Poor Little Rich Girl. This blog is dedicated to my father, who taught me how to lie.