we are all LIARS

I am a bitch. I am not only a bitch but I'm probably the queen bitch. I am pretty sure being a bitch, cunt, asshole, etc. is hereditary. I inherited my bitchiness from my father; he is a bitch too. My father cheated on my mother when I was 4 years old. He bribed me with packs of Bubalicious bubble gum while he fucked his mistress in her apartment. It was great- the gum that is. I remember telling my mother about daddy's friend. I was a smart little bitch back in those days, I knew exactly what that asshole was doing. My mother confronted him and daddy called me a liar. He actually called me "Liar-Liar" for about a week whenever he saw me. My mom believed him, and after a while I believed him too. I was 4 years old, a bitch, and now a liar. We are all liars. My name is Poor Little Rich Girl. This blog is dedicated to my father, who taught me how to lie.