I have a new obsession. She is the celebrity groupie Kat Stacks. I don't know why I choose to admire someone who portrays everything women try not to become. But I do love how she exposes every male celebrity she has had sex with. That's something I would love to do here on my blog, but its not my character; even under my pen name. So in this post I'll expose things I've heard from friends, or friends of friends.
Lets call this: Kiss and Tell
*White Boy- Uncircumcised whore. Fucked all of the black girls at his school and probably your school. Will try to fuck you raw. Not a bad fucker; will break your heart.
*Lakers Fan- we know your fat, but we are having sex! take off your shirt! If your ashamed, then lose some damn weight.
*Loser with loser friends- Huge dick. Had us burning the next day though? Not an std, just tore us!
*Clinic boy- We think we took your virginity! Do boys tell girls they are virgins now a days?
*Little Drummer Boy- We heard you love eating pussy. Despite being the anti-pussy eating king.
*Baby Momma Drama- Don't leave us at your moms house, with no ride... In the boonies... ALONE after fucking our brains out. At least offer some money for a cab.
*Logan Boy- You fucked our car. You didn't fuck us, but you fucked her. That wasn't sex I was smelling, it was ass; literally. Take a shower.
*Before Christ- Your girl didn't break up with you because of us. She broke up with you because your an asshole.
*Urban Outfitters- We think your cute, but you have no game, and are a terrible kisser. And your corny.
*Panda- Shave your pubic hairs. Had to use a tooth pick.
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